Subject: Heaven Only Knows What Comes Next In Pakistani Science Date: Published: 9/13/88 158 lines Source: Wall Street Journal. Copyright Dow Jones & Co. Inc. Heaven Only Knows What Comes Next In Pakistani Science --- Mix of Research and Religion Yields Some Revelations On AIDS, Bees and Water ---- By Mary Williams Walsh Staff Reporter of The Wall Street Journal ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Mighty strange things are being palmed off as science in Pakistan these days. Consider the First International Conference on Scientific Miracles of the Koran and Sunnah, inaugurated here last fall by the late President Mohammed Zia-ul-Haq. Scholars read papers on: -- "The Chemical Composition of Milk in Relation to Verse 66 of Surah Al-Nahl" (a chapter of the Koran). -- "The World of Bees and the Holy Koran Miracle." -- "Lessons from the Teachings of the Prophet Mohammad (Peace Be Upon Him) in the Prevention of Parasitic Diseases." -- "The New Disease 'AIDS' in the Light of Koran and Sunnah" (The Sunnah is a document detailing Islamic customs based on the Prophet Mohammad's words and deeds). "One scheduled discussion was titled, most intriguingly, 'Panel Discussion on Things Known Only to Allah,' " says Pakistani physicist Pervez Hoodbhoy, who attended the conference and came away perplexed. "It remains a bit of a mystery to me as to how the participants could have discussed matters about which, by definition, they can know absolutely nothing." Science in Pakistan is a peculiar blend of high tech and high faith. Pakistanis, of course, aren't alone in believing science can't answer all questions. In parts of the U. S., the Biblical account of creation is taught along with the theory of evolution. In the White House, Nancy Reagan has her astrologer. But Pakistan is a developing country where to put mystical explanations ahead of bricks-and-mortar development is to put the cart before the water buffalo. The last census showed that only 31% of the population has access to electricity. Only 35% have potable water. While experts say Pakistan is a screwdriver-turn away from completing a nuclear bomb, three out of four citizens are still illiterate. And even college graduates aren't necessarily educated. A recent government study found one agriculture honors student who couldn't define "soil," and another who said Aristotle was "the Father of Botany." In the city of Gujran wala, mullahs not long ago condemned all local Moslems who dared believe Americans had walked on the moon. In light of all this, you might expect the government here to pour millions into science. But Pakistan is a poor country, so President Zia tried other tactics. Whenever there is a crisis in the country, the government goes for another dose of Islamization, says political scientist Mohammed Waseem of Quaid-i-Azam University here. "Then every Islamic careerist starts hoping he will get the patronage of the government." Thus, a new "Islamic anthropology" has been penned. Chemistry texts now reveal that "H2 + O, by the grace of God, = water." And at conferences, academics try valiantly to harmonize space-age discoveries with the 1,400-year-old Koran. "It became a racket," says Pakistani journalist Rahimullah Yusafzai. "Every Tom, Dick and Harry started organizing conferences on Islamization. This is the Zia-ul-Haq legacy." At a conference on Science and Islamic policy, a delegate provided a complex formula for calculating the amount of merit one can achieve by praying: It is, he said, a function of the number of other people praying nearby at the same time. Pakistani scientific meetings have yielded a mathematical model for calculating the degree of hypocrisy of various nations; a theory that heaven is rushing away from the earth at exactly one centimeter per second less than the speed of light; and the claim that heaven is a black hole. (That last argument conflicts with yet another Pakistani engineer's treatise on hell as a black hole.) It was beneath the soaring white minarets of the national mosque, at International Islamic University, that the conference on scientific miracles was convened. Women aren't allowed into the university, even if they mask themselves in billowing veils -- indeed, female illiteracy in Pakistan is 84%. But a male secretary in the dean's office is willing to sneak a female visitor into an antechamber and bring her copies of the conference proceedings. "The ideal way of prevention from AIDS is in following Islamic instructions, and supporting the real Islamic society," delegate Muhammad Mahmud Abu Al-Ola Musa told conferees. He read out accusations that AIDS researchers were perpetrating "the deceit of Western civilization" by trying to trace the disease's origins to Africa. The real key to the origin of AIDS lies in the Koran, he said, quoting a verse that goes like this: "Once adultery appears in a nation and acquires a mass nature, these people will be punished by plagues and pains that had no place among their predecessors." (Some American fundamentalists, too, believe AIDS is God's punishment for deviant sexual behavior.) Abdul Munim Mohammad Al Hafny discussed bees' tendency to fly in beelines. "That shows that the bees' behavior is by intuition and guidance from Almighty God, the Creator of the universe and whoever is in it," he concluded. An aviation-medicine consultant opened his paper on "Man in the High Altitudes" with an "Ayat," or verse from the Koran: Those to whom God (in His plan) Willeth to guide -- He openeth Their breast to Islam; Those whom He willeth To leave straying -- He maketh Their breast close and constricted, As if they had to climb Up to the skies. He then delivered a treatise on hypoxia and decompression sickness, noting that at 16,000 to 20,000 feet, people "feel extreme fatigue, a great desire to sleep, severe headache, difficulty in breathing and chest pain, exactly as stated by the Ayat." An Egyptian engineer established that when the Koran mentions "roofs of silver," it is talking about rooftop solar heaters. Across town in a quiet neighborhood, S. Bashir-ud-Din Mahmood, director of the Holy Koran Research Foundation, has become a sort of eminence grise of the Islamic science movement in Pakistan. By day, Mr. Mahmood, a nuclear engineer, designs leak-detection systems for nuclear plants. By night, he concocts Islamic theories. Those who dare criticize such attempts, say that in 1983, Mr. Mahmood turned up at an Islamic science conference and read a paper saying that djinns -- Koranic creatures made of fire -- could be harnessed to solve energy shortages. Mr. Mahmood denies that he said it. "Absolute nonsense," he insists during a chat. What, then, did he say? Choosing his words carefully, Mr. Mahmood explains that djinns are made out of energy, and that King Solomon figured out how to put them to work for him. "I think that if we develop our souls, we can develop communication with them," he says. Mr. Mahmood isn't surprised that some people frown on his Islamic cause. "Every new idea has its opponents," he says. "But there is no reason for this controversy over Islam and science, because there is no conflict between Islam and science." As one speaker said in an address at the scientific-miracles conference: "If there is a contradiction between a definitive (Koranic) text and conjectural science, then the scientific theory is refuted." [This article is made available here by Dow Jones Co. for the personal and non-commercial use of callers to this bbs, in the hope that it will be of some help to those who are suffering from the disease and others who are seeking to help them.]